seanpenned Share definition Flag Slang for what happens when you’re unfortunate enough to get in the way of his speeding car or his flying fists. You know you’ve been seanpenned when you wake up with a brand new nose. seanpenned by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the seanpenned mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch