Stormy Tom 

When you are out for a run and need to shit and do it down a storm drain.

He went for run and pulled a stormy Tom and kept going.

Stormy Tom by Dark and stormy August 16, 2018

Tom Story 

noun.
1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.

2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.

Tom: "Oh- this awesome thing happened to me the other day, right- so I went to the shop, right."

*pause*

All: "... riiiight?"

Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."

All: "That was such a Tom Story."

Tom Story by loonface August 11, 2009