Autoimmune disorder 

The condition many people are born with that makes their life a never ending vortex of pain and suffering so pretty much hell

Man autoimmune disorders suck

Autoimmune disorder by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

auto-immune disorder 

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.

Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P

auto-immune disorder by QuacksO July 19, 2018