Spikey shit 

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

Spikey shit by Defon April 7, 2018

Shit Spike

Shit Spike is when somebody spikes someones food or drink with shit.

"OMMFG!!! THIS MEAT BALL NOODLE SOUP TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"
"Haha!"
"Shit Spike?"
"yep."
"you ASSHOLE!"

Shit Spike by _MiO_ January 13, 2010