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Prostitchewt 

A person who chews gum with a wide eschewed chewing action and who in doing so produces staccato clicking sounds reminiscent of a dolphin in a war.
I wish that guy next to me would shop chewing so loudly; he’s driving me crazy with his prostitchewtion. Any normal person would be considerate and not prostichewt themselves at work.
Prostitchewt by Lemon Firm November 6, 2008
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Prohibitch 

Those who KNOW the truth about the prohibited drug list and that prohibition of these substances is absolutely unconstitutional but want to keep it going, nevertheless, in spite of the science, because they either make money or gain power from it.
A prohibitch is anyone working for the DEA, the ONDCP and people like VP Joe Biden in government and Kevin Sabet, Patrick Kennedy and others in the private sector who tell lies about recreational drugs and want to imprison people for using drugs on the naughty list.
Prohibitch by Moonrider February 21, 2014