Pity Spitty 

When a male who is having sexual intercourse with a female decides to throw a less successful bro a bone by inviting him into the action.

Edison laughed when Ryan was describing what he hadn't eealised was a pity spitty

Pity Spitty by Jedly2311 February 1, 2015

Smitty What a Pity 

When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.

You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity

Smitty What a Pity by Go Mets December 6, 2006