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Vanilla popsicle 

A Vanilla popsicle is when you turn a condom inside out and make yo bitch suck on it
Yo dude my bitch just ate my vanilla popsicle

Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle 

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)
"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.

Vanilla Popscicle 

Telling someone something that they want to hear.
I asked Cheese about Operation Restrepo and he slid me the Vanilla Popscicle.