counselor 

someone who knows all the right things to say, who want to know how you're "really" feeling.

"i think i would know, i'm a counselor. anger is a secondary emotion, what are you really feeling?"

counselor by Jalaina Thurman April 13, 2008

Counselor 

The lady who told you not to drink after chugging a shit ton of rum.

Todd: Damn that counselor is hippocryte.

Counselor by BarnumTa March 7, 2020

Counselor Steve 

A character in South Park who works at Lake Tardicaca in the 'Crippled Summer' episode and is oblivious of Nathan's schemes to kill his enemy, Jimmy.

Yes, Counselor Steve, I like the fun canoe.

Counselor Steve by Nathan44294 June 20, 2010

counselor cuts 

When you're at SEP in a food line (either at O'Hill or St. Anne's) and a counselor gets in front of you, apparently for no reason, saying "counselor cuts!"

Counselor 1: I have counselor cuts, man! I get to get in front of you!
Counselor 2: No way. I was standing here forever, wasn't I, Ellie?
Ellie: Um... I don't want to get involved.

counselor cuts by ThatBuffyFan:-) July 7, 2010

Counselor Stennis 

The villainous camp counselor (played by Eddy Schumacher) in the inspirational 1987 film, Ernest Goes to Camp.

"You're going to learn to swim, the Stennis way!"

Counselor Stennis by DomPij March 19, 2005

grief counselor 

term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.

When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.

grief counselor by sheila in the car January 31, 2010

camp counselor 

A person who spends their summer working at a camp (think cabins and small children). These individuals fall into three categories; people that like working with children, people that use to go to the camp, people that like to drink with the people in the first two categories. These employees make almost no money and therefore have some external motivation for working at camp.

One of the perks of being a camp counselor is the great tan you get while working outside, a downside are the small children that might drown while you tan instead of life guarding.

camp counselor by MarxMyWords May 11, 2006