A lazy, hungry, funny bitch that everyone wants to be friends with. Shes hella pretty and any boy wishes they could be with her but they cant because she only needs ben, jerrys, and jesus.
Irrational fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. I shit you not. A fun word to use when you feel like skullfucking the stupid people with words they don't know.
Honestly, has anyone here EVER witnessed an actual case of achaributyrophobia? I would be perpetually amused and flabbergasted at such a thing.
The act of passive aggressively spamming an internet forum by way of using a leave of absence as justification. It is an extremely effective method of boosting one's post count in spikes.