Saint Maddy's Day

A day held in honor of all the saintly Mormon girls who are perfect and you can never catch them doing anything wrong. Saint Maddy was the original perfect Mormon girl, and her feast day is June 28, 2012, which is celebrated at Kinders' restaurants worldwide.

All bow to Saint Maddy, because it is Saint Maddy's Day.

Saint Maddy's Day by sloaneysloanesloane July 1, 2012

Middy Scale 

Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.

1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with

0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"

--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"

Middy Scale by lolsquid January 29, 2014

maddy's dick 

elusive, mysterious, a myth

Dude bro 1: Yoo, have you seen maddy's dick?
Dude bro 2: Nah bro i thought it was a myth.

maddy's dick by Maddy's dick lover101 September 1, 2019

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

Peppa’s muddy puddle by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020

Muddy Moo-Moo's

Doo doo butter covered mommy milkers

Hey that chick over there has muddy moo-moo's

Muddy Moo-Moo's by Captian doo doo butter April 3, 2026

midday soiree 

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.

We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.

midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017

Muddy salad 

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

Muddy salad by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018