The car salesmen advised me to get into a more affordable car based off my income, but I really wanted the Range Rover so I went the checkway and drove off the lot with it.
The law states, "Whenever anyone tries to correct another's spelling, grammar, or punctuation online, he invariably screws up his own."
An example of Checkoway's law in action:
A: The woman that sings in the band is great.
B: You mean "The woman _who_ sings in the band is great." Learn some english grammer!!