Shnitekreig 

The German tradition of boner jousting.

The linger penis had a great advantage in the sport of Shnitekreig.

Asians have a weak Shnitekreig game.

Shnitekreig by Wiener jousting November 11, 2017

Shitzkreig 

An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.

Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)

Shitzkreig by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009