Bonerbaroner 

A renaissance era male genital protective device, similar to today’s protective cup

I have seemed to of misplaced my bonerbaroner, no jousting tonight!

Bonerbaroner by Hmp99 April 20, 2018

Bonerthroner 

An Asocial fucktard. Someone who acts alone even when surrounded by his friends.

Mike: "Dude, did you see Dan walking with us and wearing his earbuds?"

Alex: "I know, right man? What a bonerthroner."

Bonerthroner by Verbiage January 17, 2014

bonerbarrier

(noun) arousal-interruption. Mega-Gladness starts going to your prick, then something/someone dampens progress

In the middle of "Marquis de Sade" Sadie flicked over onto the State of the Nation speech. Sandy found that a total bonerbarrier.

bonerbarrier by Alarick September 13, 2006