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a chick that takes a hot charlie to the face while giving a rusty trombone while shooting ping pong balls out her baby-cave while an old puerto rican man sticks a cucumber up her ass while he's singing "hotel california" while they both simultaneously juggle kittens through a flaming hoop on a unicycle on top of a tight rope. and she's a preggo, too!

AMERICA! FUCKYA!
once you go aloofer, you never go back
a hot,elusive female with a tendency to throw expensive electronic devices in the water- can be found most often poolside baggin rays- has been known to scare younger men
"jamie is such an aloofer-
aloofer by donn seidholz June 30, 2005

Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap 

Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap will be a successful researcher ten years from now. She's going to publish 7 books about how to make an effective research.
Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap is an inspiration to many people.