a chick that takes a hot charlie to the face while giving a
rusty trombone while shooting ping pong balls out her baby-cave while an old
puerto rican man sticks a cucumber up her ass while he's singing "hotel california" while they both simultaneously juggle kittens through a
flaming hoop on a unicycle on top of a tight rope. and she's a preggo, too!
AMERICA! FUCKYA!