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Two square 

(n) Aus.
A form of downball (also known as handball) played between two players or teams in predetermined areas known as squares. There are two squares: King, who initiates the gameplay by gently throwing the ball or serving, and Queen, who receives the ball and is the square where the next person in line goes to.

Origin: Named so after its use of two squares, which would have originally been two adjacent rectangles of concrete as marked on a footpath or walkway.
The Year 5 guys only play two square as they don't have enough space for any other game.
Two square by XenoXTA October 31, 2017
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Two Square Titan 

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.
How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

Two Square Titan 

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.
How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

Square root of two 

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.
John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a 

the quadratic equation congrats for knowing it
minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

Two-squared 

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.
Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
Two-squared by duke5572 October 29, 2007