The crispy 

The act of going to someone’s house and doing nothing for 3 hours.

What do you want to do. “ I don’t care” as in the crispy.

The crispy by City6930 June 29, 2021

The Crispy Jack 

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

The Crispy Jack by Glovehands April 20, 2009

The Rice crispy shortage of 2021 

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did

Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!

The Rice crispy shortage of 2021 by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021

crispy around the edges 

Someone who is looking a little rough.... but deep down they are doing all right.

During deflategate Tom Brady was crispy around the edges

crispy around the edges by Potato1337 March 17, 2017

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck 

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021

Crispy around the edges 

Someone looking tired, worn out, or
Just ugly. Usually used to offend someone

Oh Barbra looks crispy around the edges.

Crispy around the edges by Hiopluurestybuiopjfb April 24, 2020

the washing machine crispy 

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

the washing machine crispy by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023