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Denial about the size of your penis
"Dude.. you're totally in penial.. your cock ain't 25 inches long by 12 inches thick!"
penial by Markishaquanda April 29, 2009
The denial that someone just loves penis
What's wrong with scott?" "He is in love with sally but I think he has penial
penial by voltron disko July 9, 2010
When a girl is giving head and your about to cum you stick your Dick in her nose and blow a fat load.
I blew that bitch a nice penial

She was a mouth breather for 3 weeks because of the penial I gave her
Penial by LilDeeMegee21 October 13, 2017
When a girl is straight but refuses to date men because they tend to break her heart. Like "denial".
Jessica hasn't dated a guy in a year because she's been broken up with so many times she's traumatized. She's in penial.
Penial by mmmmmpapi June 2, 2017

Penial Ingestion 

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.
"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"
Penial Ingestion by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Penial Highnation 

The art of smoking marijuana through your penis.
J in the pee hole = Penial highnation.