Being a heathen

Sucking mad dick by the bucket load

That Hambone guy is mad good at being a heathen

Being a heathen by HandleSamuraiMachineGun June 6, 2017

Being a Heather 

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.

You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.

Being a Heather by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022

Being a Heather 

Causing a dramatic scene to bring attention to yourself. Faking injury, pain, low sugar, etc.

That girl over there is Being a Heather. Nothing is wrong with her.

Being a Heather by Sir fuglass August 22, 2025