explosive dick

A dick that tears up a pussy within seconds

"Wow you are limping a lot today!"
"What can I say, he had an explosive dick."

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Explosive Dickarrhea

Runny ass juices that flow after a long night of man on man love.

"That's the grossest thing I've ever seen....who blew up the bathroom?" "Oh Nic was catchin' all night, hence the explosive dickarrhea"

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when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load

goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.

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