woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer

'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'

woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Tiger Woods Fingers 

When you are rubbing the front of the pussy very fast as if you were putting spin on the ball while playing Tiger Woods 2009 Video Game...

"I gave her the Tiger Woods fingers, and that made her instantly want to fuck me"

Tiger Woods Fingers by Kyle Rosch March 31, 2009