The Bad Touch 

A well-known song by the Bloodhound Gang, often refered to as 'The Discovery Channel Song' or 'The Mammals Song'. The misuse of the title often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.

Person A: Have you ever heard 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.

The Bad Touch by Lunarr February 13, 2009

The Bad Touch 

A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.

The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt

The Bad Touch by Bweeks March 30, 2009

The Bad Touch

When fucking a furry, pull out the tail plug and slap the fuck-ee in the back of the head with the plug end of the tail

Went to furry con and took home a cute fox, I gave her the bad touch, she loved it that freaky bitch!

The Bad Touch by Joe&Zach March 25, 2026