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Garlic bread

An indicator of being asexual
Hey you want to Netflix and chill?

Nah, sorry, I like garlic bread.

Oh I get it, you’re asexual, sorry for the misunderstanding!
Garlic bread by itsbreadtime February 27, 2020

GARLIC BREAD

LISTEN HERE YOU WEE BASTARDS, GARLIC BREAD IS GODS FOOD AND YOU CANT LIVE WITH OUT IT. ALL HAIL THE BREAD OF THE GARLIC. AMEN🙏🙏🙏
White Bread: OMG, do you see that fit peice of bread!
Brown Bread: YES! That's a Garlic Bread!!!!!

Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.

You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.

Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence

A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level

A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.

garlic bread

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garlic bread by ifuckgarlicbread December 19, 2021

Garlic Bread

Nathan: Bro I want some garlic bread
Garlic Bread by CaRrOtS__ May 24, 2019