City Ape 

A fat middle aged man living in a big city with a poor internet connection

Example 1:
I would come play Fortnite with you but my internet connection is horrible. Yes, I am a City Ape.

Example 2:
Tom: Hey Hank! Download this cool video game!
Hank: OK, it is going to take 8 hours though.
Tom: What? How?
Hank: My download speed is 500 kbps even though i'm living in the city. My ISP sucks and i'm going to sue them.
Tom: That makes you a City Ape!

City Ape by UnknownMerma April 1, 2019

Ape City

Getting your ass kicked.

I'm gonna take you to ape city!

Ape City by wakkadoodooo February 5, 2017