poop maid Share definition Flag Noun: A maid that specializes in fecal related activities. Usually dress up as a normal maid, and has good smelling poop. Did you smell the bathroom after Marie used it? She's must be a poop maid! poop maid by smilinsphere January 29, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the poop maid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch