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Moose Jaw Warriors 

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.
Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
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Warpy Jaw 

1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"

2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.
Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.

Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....

Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!
Warpy Jaw by Kevin57 February 15, 2008