Baristed 

The art of having one's coffee made for them.

Kazuo had his coffee baristed and liked it.

Baristed by Margaret Malala October 30, 2016

Baristud 

1) The slightly more masculine version of a barista, who measures self-worth by their ability to pour latte art. Runs on pure coffee, it is very dangerous to remove a Baristud from his caffeine. This term came into popularity after the scandal with Taylor the Latte Boy.

2) A person characterized by strong impulses to roast coffee beans and talk about their deep feelings with strangers.

Tooti: My favorite barista wasn't there today!
Fruiti: Did you talk to the new one?
Tooti: he's totally a baristud. He asked me how the foam heart on my coffee made me feel

Baristud by dancingjellydoughnuts January 14, 2011

baristud 

A barista who could double as your costar in your wet dreams. Someone who looks fine as hell making you that latte, but would look even better pouring milk with less clothes on.

That guy is a total baristud - he can remove everything but that apron and a cup of joe for me!

baristud by jeneticdrift January 9, 2019

hungarian bariste 

A person who masturbates into your coffee when you ask for cream.

I hate my job, so to entertain myself I play Hungarian bariste

hungarian bariste by cjsals October 31, 2017