diego montano 

A Vietnamese farmer that is frequently assaulted as he tries to eat lunch.

That poor guy is a diego montano.

diego montano by papaguk October 19, 2016

Montana Dingo 

Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.

I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.

The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.

Montana Dingo by Dumpmonkey 10 January 30, 2022