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the most overused word ever, next to fail. for even more asshole points, use them together to form "epic fail."

everything is epic now. epic car. epic haircut. epic movie. epic album. epic shut the fuck up.

saying "epic win" doesn't make you sound any better, either. and for fucks sake, don't ever say it in person.
DUDE UR POSTCOUNT IZ EPIC FAIL FAGOT

LOL EPIC WIN U RUEL

LISTEN TO THIS SONG IT'S SO EPIC
by zxczxc July 10, 2008

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Simpler way of saying iPod Touch. Frequently a disregarded word by douchebags who will constantly badger you for saying iTouch and not iPod Touch. Basically, macfags who will always blindly suck the iCock, and apple employees are the only people who think this matters.
Next time some douchebag gives you shit for saying iTouch, shorten them down to simply "d-bag" just to stay consistent.
by zxczxc July 15, 2010

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