zimway2k's definitions

kk5

to shart one's pants while standing at a urinal after trying to fart instead

Today after a late lunch, I was coming back into the office. Had to pee, so I was standing at the urinal going #1. Felt the urge to fart come on, tried to hold it back, bawwwwwap. KK5'd my pants. KK5'd so hard it blew through the legs of my underwear....

by zimway2k December 9, 2008