zia straffe's definitions

blizblaze

a friend who just sit nest to you saying shoulda dern near killed you in a southern drawl, all while trying to get you to preform dirty acts of smearing meatloaf and other food items upon one's chest

this kid is being an extreme blizblaze while im trying to enjoy a nice rest in his basement

by zia straffe October 4, 2011

cant-o-lantern

a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe

i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?

by zia straffe September 13, 2011