Definitions by yrretg
Bryan tantrum
/braɪ-ən tæn-trəm/ (noun)
The exaggerated, melodramatic existential crisis experienced by a golfer after playing an entirely respectable or above-average round.
Characterized by dramatic declarations of quitting the sport forever, claims of being the worst golfer on Earth, and suicidal ideation over a score of 10 over par.
The exaggerated, melodramatic existential crisis experienced by a golfer after playing an entirely respectable or above-average round.
Characterized by dramatic declarations of quitting the sport forever, claims of being the worst golfer on Earth, and suicidal ideation over a score of 10 over par.
“Dude, shoot a 105 like the rest of us and shut up. Stop throwing a Bryan Tantrum just because you shot an 82.”
“Is Bryan okay?”
“Yeah, he just missed a birdie putt on 17 so he’s having a total Bryan Tantrum in the clubhouse.”
“Is Bryan okay?”
“Yeah, he just missed a birdie putt on 17 so he’s having a total Bryan Tantrum in the clubhouse.”
Bryan tantrum by yrretg August 12, 2026