Definitions by youroldhandle

Delaware woman 

A Delaware woman is similar to a side chick, but the guy doesn’t have a main chick. The guy in question flirts with lots of girls without intending to “go” anywhere, but he tends to keep his Delaware woman flirting separate.

It seems like you’ve been talking to Pedro– are you guys a thing?

-I like him, but I’m just his Delaware woman.

Delaware woman by youroldhandle February 15, 2019

slap-itch 

The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.

A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.

slap-itch by youroldhandle October 24, 2014