The unofficial currency of the fraternity economy. A tiny pouch of pure electricity that turns a regular dude into a stock market analyst, a philosopher, and a D1 athlete all at once. One minute you're chilling, the next you're locked in, absolutely convinced you could take on a grizzly bear or negotiate world peace. Side effects include: aggressive daps, overuse of “my guy,” forgetting you’re indoors while spitting, and developing an unshakable belief that you can drink an entire bottle of tequila by yourself.
by yourfavpledge March 08, 2025
A mythical place that plays techno and house music with a sound system that fucks your ears so much you wish it bought you dinner first. The type of crowd you expect to see in this place are social rejects and living examples of the DARE program. Wouldn’t recomend drinking any water you’re offered in this place or your jaw will be on skates for the next week.
yo bro let’s go to Bauhaus tonight and pick up some blow.
Hell no i did blow on Thursday, let’s get some molly from MMSTU
Hell no i did blow on Thursday, let’s get some molly from MMSTU
by yourfavpledge February 23, 2025
Houston’s ultimate frat playground where the music’s louder than your buddy Stuart after five shots of tequila. At Bauhaus, the drinks are strong, the bass is thumping, and the vibe is wilder than a frat formal gone right (or wrong). It’s the spot where your weekend starts, your memory fades, and your group chat blows up with “Did that really happen?”
“Bro, we hit Bauhaus last night. I lost my voice, my dignity, and maybe my left shoe. 10/10, would rage again!”
by yourfavpledge February 22, 2025
The unofficial currency of the fraternity economy. A tiny pouch of pure electricity that turns a regular dude into a stock market analyst, a philosopher, and a D1 athlete all at once. One minute you're chilling, the next you're locked in, absolutely convinced you could take on a grizzly bear or negotiate world peace. Essential for tailgates, frat parties and surviving Monday 8 a.m lectures. If you're a pledge, make sure you always have it with you. Side effects include aggressive daps, overuse of “my guy", and increased focus on beer pong.
by yourfavpledge March 02, 2025