1 definition by yourfavoritegoblin
a disgusting jail filled with nasty thots who bend their backs on their Instagram feed. Mikey’s bagels is their cult meetup where the popular scums plan their gang raids. the teachers are all assholes who give you piles of homework and expect it to be done in 5 minutes. also the lunch tastes like a troll shitted it out. i feel bad if you go to is34 and suffer like me.
by yourfavoritegoblin September 22, 2019