Fake friends

These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.
My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.
by yourbestie August 21, 2018
Get the Fake friends mug.

Zach figglehorn

The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.
Zach figglehorn can figgle my horn tonight.
by yourbestie December 12, 2022
Get the Zach figglehorn mug.