Definitions by your lovely mom

Kentucky drive through 

When you’re taking a shit and don’t want it to smell so you immediately flush before it hits the water

I knew I would have horrible smelling diarrhea and I didn’t want the smell to leak from under the door so I did a Kentucky drive through as soon as I started to push

Kentucky drive through by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

Spigot Ass 

A ungodly form of diarrhea to where it’s like a water spigot on full blast

Man I had horrible spigot ass I had to clean the back of the toilet seat

Spigot Ass by your lovely mom April 2, 2020