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When you want to get it on with your umbrella ;)))
Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one
Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one
Seb: HOLY SHIT bro my umbrella is looking FINE today if you know what I'm saying
Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...
Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...
by your bastard father's corpse February 2, 2021
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