yokel of Melbourne's definitions

fissure

Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.

Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.

Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE!

Alana: 'hehehehhe'

by yokel of Melbourne October 18, 2008