Definitions by yokel of Melbourne

fissure 

Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.

Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.

Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE!

Alana: 'hehehehhe'

fissure by yokel of Melbourne October 18, 2008