yodeleheehoo your mother's definitions

sex

the slapping of two naked bodies together. it's kinda gross.

Joe: "DUDE I JUST HAD SEX LAST NIGHT OMGGGGGG IT WAS THE BEST EVERRR!!!!!"
James: "Uh huh."
Joe: "You're not even listeningggg to meeeeeeeeeeee~"
James: "Well Joe it's just that you are one out of millions who think they had mind-blowing sex, when in reality it was just sex. You're not special.

by yodeleheehoo your mother April 18, 2022

Nugly

When you're not ugly but you're not beautiful and you don't want to accept that you're mid.

"Bro, I'm so nugly."
"Bro, what do you mean?"
"I'm nugly!"
"Oh, you mean you're mid?"
"SHUT UP!! SHUT!!! UP!!!!"

by yodeleheehoo your mother February 16, 2023