2 definition by xartle

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Sex with a telepresence system.
I don't miss my mom at all now that we can teleshag!
by Xartle August 03, 2007

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The act of dragging your face along a fabric cube wall.
Did you see Mike's binburn? Yeah, worst parkour move ever...
by xartle December 27, 2011

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