fapnap

1. When you tell people you’re going to have a nap, but you’re actually going to masturbate.

2. When you lie down to have a nap, but end up masturbating instead.
John: “I’m gonna go have a nap.”
Andrew: “Stop your bullshit, I know you’re gonna have a fapnap, you can’t fool me.”
by xX123killer456Xx April 06, 2018
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