playwright

What kind of horrific demon decided it was a good fucking idea to name this playwright and not playwrite
I don't fucking wright the play. I write the play.

The unurban dictionary definition of playwright is: a person who writes plays. DO YOU FUCKING SEE WRIGHT ANYWHERE IN THERE???????????????? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
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Undoubtably

George W. Bush undoubtedly used this word at least once in his life.
Georgy boy: America is undoubtably united

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Georgie bud: Why must everybody laughing
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