woolly morrow's definitions

shockertunity

when a male (or female) is given the opportunity to perform the shocker with a female partner

"Dave totally had a shockertunity last night when he went home with that slutty piece of ass!"

by woolly morrow February 14, 2012

twampage

the act of tweeting in a rampant fashion over a short period of time about nothing in particular

Dude I went on a sick twampage last night! I lost like 4 followers!

by woolly morrow August 7, 2011