Definitions by woolly morrow

shockertunity

when a male (or female) is given the opportunity to perform the shocker with a female partner

"Dave totally had a shockertunity last night when he went home with that slutty piece of ass!"

the act of tweeting in a rampant fashion over a short period of time about nothing in particular

Dude I went on a sick twampage last night! I lost like 4 followers!