2 definitions by whothefuckcares
(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.
Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.
Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.
Female: Ouch!
Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!
Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.
Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.
Female: Ouch!
Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!
Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.
by whothefuckcares February 1, 2016
Another failed attempt at pop rock. People complained Grunge wasn't real rock, now we have a tool mimic on our hands. I only listened to this band, because Billy Corgan cowrote a few songs. If you're looking for some minor talent, I suggest Britney Spears or 50 Cent over this shit any day. And to the dork who robbed his name from FFVII, and not to mention his little brothers anal virginity, obviously you had to have been in touch with the mainstream to have ever heard of Breaking Benjamin in the first place, you fuckin' hypocrite. It's about time to grow up and quit classifying yourself as a rebel, or hasn't your crotch fuzz finished growing in yet?
Lonely Goth Boy Rufus Shinra: Hey guys! Breaking Benjamin's cool!
Some Random Football Jock: That guy's wearin' lipstick! GET 'EM!
Some Random Football Jock: That guy's wearin' lipstick! GET 'EM!
by whothefuckcares December 12, 2004