Definitions by whitey from cuyahoga hts

fortune nookie 

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.

Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)

fortune nookie by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

vertical slit 

When you are putting your tongue to chick's twat while she sitting on your face.
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P.S. When she gets off..... and gets off of you and lays down, then it becomes horizontal slit.

Last night I got some vertical slit, it was quite tasty!

vertical slit by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

oriental nookie 

Chink or gook pussy. Usually very tight and trim. Tasty as well!

Woody Allen sure likes young oriental nookie.

oriental nookie by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 6, 2010

coonarican 

Person who is half black and half Puerto Rican

Q- what do you get when you cross a spade with a spic?
A- A COONARICAN.

Or

Did you see that purple Cadillac with the cha-cha balls jumping down the street? Must be drivin be a coonarican!

coonarican by whitey from cuyahoga hts November 22, 2010