Dick: Fuck dude, i just made a tigloo and it makes my boner so hard.
Bitch: Noway? Can I come in so we can rub oil on each other?
Dick: No I'd rather stick my dick in the
snow and fuck that instead.
Bitch: You
don't want to rub oil on me then we can fuck?
Dick: No.
Bitch: Whatever,
fag.