well alright's definitions

ezer

1. (noun) much like the Yeti and Bigfoot, he is rumored to "not be harmless"

2. (verb) the act of pranking your ex girlfriend

Bro 1: Bro! That chica over there rejected me! She's not allowed to date me!
Bro 2: Bro...you are an ezer!

After dumping silly putty on his exgirlfriend, the bro said "You just got ezer-ed...punk!"

by well alright January 2, 2011