convoy

N - word used to describe the inner city practice of several vehicles all running in convoy, with passengers
naked and engaging in sex acts, flaunting the law and
shocking other drivers, their passengers, and pedestrians.
The goals of running convoy are not to get caught by the law, to run as long as possible, and to be as visible as
possible, just skirting the edges of decency. May also be
used as a verb. (large SUVs with three seats are perfect
for convoy running, but lowriders or big sedans will suffice.)

" We had five in our convoy yesterday afternoon."

"Let's put a convoy together tomorrow and run through
the downtown."

"Hey...look at that fine one there...let's invite her to
convoy with us ! "

by weasler March 19, 2006

shit twister

Complicated situation or event in life, or elements of
a relationship, which cannot be resolved either quickly
or nicely, mainly because the unfolding, evolving series
of events is beyond your personal control. Such events
often result in any number of catastrophes, such as bodily injury, broken furniture, or other equally traumatic and often creative kinds of invasions.

"When she came home sick from work yesterday afternoon,
my wife found me and Marcia in bed. What a shit twister
that was. I just got home from the ER. "

by weasler November 21, 2006