jocktart

a sexually appealing female available to sports heros; a sports groupie
The quarterback was eyeing the jocktart across the bar.
by wayne charming May 09, 2010
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tit swing

an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.
He made a fat tit swing from being a district attorney to being a judge.
by wayne charming September 08, 2010
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