tit swing

an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.

He made a fat tit swing from being a district attorney to being a judge.

by wayne charming September 8, 2010

jocktart

a sexually appealing female available to sports heros; a sports groupie

The quarterback was eyeing the jocktart across the bar.

by wayne charming May 8, 2010