Dead beat dad who only worries about how many times a woman tells him she's pregnant and how many kids he can deny.
by wasn't me January 23, 2007
An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.
by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015